When Earth’s problems seem too hard, it’s time to head to the Red Planet!

Humankind is moving to Mars. (We promise, it’s the best way to dodge those Earthly troubles). Your town is being re-located to the Red Planet, and attending this info session is required viewing. Tired of green? Embrace the endless shades of Martian red. No more mosquitos, no more bothersome birds and no more noisy ocean vistas and smelly trees. Mars offers stunning landscapes of endless, featureless desolation. (Earth’s wildlife is too diverse and captivating; Mars’ wildlife is much more humble.)

Coming to the Arts Centre Warburton.